Everglades Fishing – Captain Ned Small

Bloated, Angry Curmudgeon. Built like a Beach Ball, Lovely White Skin Like a Halibut.  Totally Grey Hair, Moustache, (might sacrifice for the right woman,) Cotton Clothes. Tends toward the shaggy side when left alone but can wear a black tie with the right partner, under a Blue Moon. Seeks, 41 year old female PHD candidate in Marine Biology with an emphasis on tarpon morphology.  Must be easy on the eyes. Woman’s world record tarpon on fly a secondary issue. Previous experience with a fly rod a plus, but not necessary, if you’re willing to learn. Yielding to obsession of greatest importance, as long as it’s healthy, or at least doesn’t hurt anyone else. PLTR.